Thwack With Novokain

January 31, 2006

BLEARGH }

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Well I worked all weekend, and thought to myself,
jeeze look at all these sick fools coming to my work to bug me,
and then go to the party. Well goddamn, guess who smoked to much
cigarettes and has a raspy voice, the next day. THEN bam, like a bat
outta’ hell, I have been infected! Yes this is true. I absolutely HATE being
sick, I feel useless to the world around me.
I woke up Sunday morning at 3am with horrible cramps in my legs,
shouldes and a HUGE headache, sore chest from coughing and a stuffy nose.
So I lay there from 3am until 7am pondering what the hell is wrong with me, and what person gave me this sickness because they will be put on a list.
Kidding! But I was thinking that. So finally after tossing and turning for how many hours, my alarm clock goes off, and I curse, and tell it to go to hell because there is no way I am going to school. Well it just got better from there…
My legs, oh yes, they were the best, I go to get out of bed, and THWAP, I am on the floor. My legs give out. So few minutes later, I stagger down the stairs, and scurry over to the house where I get

“Take some ******* vitamins!” and “Why are you sick?” Jeeze I dont really know. *rolls eyes*

So I decided to watch all this ‘fake’ 9/11 crap on A&E. It made me quite mad, so I tried to fall asleep on the couch. Then stumbled up to my room.
So later on, I was feeling better, and thought wow, I can go to school tomorrow.
But I wake up again, and crappy for me, I lost my voice, and I have the
HUGEST headache.
So, I am now going to get my cheque from work, check the mail, and try to stop at the school for my homework.

So goodday to all..

January 23, 2006

Updates!!!

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Well there is about a week or so left of this semester.
It was a good one too.
Law12, I really enjoyed. Computers, I did assaignments that werent stupid!
Hahaha.

Uh, yeah I dunno. Ill update more later.

December 7, 2005

Keep.Hope.Alive

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My family is a wild garden,
each seed growing in a different direction;
yet all remain tangled together,
adding to the beauty of each other.

December 5, 2005

WishList

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Dear Santa;

I would like one of the following breeds of dogs:
Dog1
dog2
Dog3
Dog4

My doggy, which is a Rottweiler, is not going to quite make it through the Winter. He is already 13 years old, and a HUGE dog. He dresses at least 160lbs or more. Bigger dogs usually pass between the ages of 7 and 10, and for his weight, age and breed, hes doing very well. Hes old now, and is having troubles walking. So I WANT A DOGGY!

Some of these earrings! In the following sizes, either 0g or 00g:
Tai lSpirals
Twists
plugs

That will be all for now…. Cant seem to think of anything else….

November 21, 2005

SurgeonGeneral

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hendrix

I know a boy who stays in his house, and throws rocks at passing pedestrians. He likes to fall and cut his knees. This boy, also finds excitment in causing accidents. He is quiet.

I know a girl who likes to drink everynight, but she knows the consequences, and is responsible. She once drank too much and fell down some stairs…she was in the hospital for a long time. I went to visit her.

I know this person who is sad. He/she doesnt know who to trust, who to talk to, where to go, or how to go there. He/she
is very quiet, and does not socialize with others. I am worried. I heard he/she is doing some harmful acts.

November 18, 2005

Biscuit&Cookie

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system

Bahh. Im tired. Work sucked last night, sooo slow. I just sat there reading
National Geographic, and drinking Peach juice. FUN! *rolls eyes*

Bah soo I am slowly quitting smoking.
Im quite bored, and we are supposed to be reading this Excel workshop thing.
Eventually I will get to it today.
Muaha.

Kay I am quite bored now.
And its cold out.

November 14, 2005

Ladies&&Gentlemen

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adfas

Holy damn, this weekend, was INSANE! Marissa and I went carazy!
“Man its glowing!!! MARISSA NO LOOK! THE CUP! ITS GGGLLLLOOOWWWWIIIINNNNGGGG!”
Hahahahah.
“Look at the stars man! Just look at them, they are every where!”
“Man, kay just run, so it wont look like we were 10 feet away from my driveway. HEADLIGHTS stop running!”
Hahahahaha!
“Do you make out with girls?” ‘ No I am a lesbian!’ “Ewww!” ‘Nah Im kidding! And I dont even know your name!’ “Its Kyle, can we make out now?” ‘Yah okay!’

Hahah so I did not get home until say 5:30 that morning! Oh man! It was goood times for sure!!!
Then I had to work that next night, yeah pretty hungover/still intoxicated!
OOhhh goodnesss..
Kay I gotta go!

November 9, 2005

Character-hosted menues.

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Dog

Imma’ come steal your dog!!
The day is going by SLLLOOOOOWWW…
and I dont really want to walk down to the Alternate School, to do my L aw12.
Its ridiculous (sp?) how, I cant take it at the school.
The school’s response was “Well, the Alternate is marking your work so you should go down there to do your work.”
Well you know what you can do. !@#!@$^%@asdf#$!#@%$
Yeah.

willy wonka
Weeehaaaw!
Good movie. I enjoyed it WAY better than the older one.
Probably because Johnny Depp is ‘hawt’

Taylor is being stupid. Bugging me. Mocking me. Saying mean things to me. Hitting me.
What a f****** bully!
Stupid a******!!!!11oneoneone
Yeah I said it.
Muahahha.

October 27, 2005

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Shambhala

Shambhala2

I wish Shambhala was like, every 6 months, holy what a coughdrugcough music festival muahah!
It was AMAZING. Good time. I had soo much fun, the positive feelings I got from that place was just overwhelming.
Next year I cannot wait!

Mraw, pickatures are in.
I look like a stoner.
I dont do that stuff, its bad.

October 4, 2005

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Andy Warhol
Andy Warhol, Intelligent!

Alex Grey
Alex Grey. Some examples of his work can be seen on the Tool albums.

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